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How to Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer
How to Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer









“Currently running the country side with a pack of wolves after having put on this shirt,” wrote reviewer Matthew Costlow. One buyer’s question asks, “Is this shirt safe to wash or will my washing machine take away all its magic?” It also notes that it’s “One of the most reviewed and best-selling apparel items in Amazon history.” There’s a reason for that. Photive Hydra portable bluetooth speakerĪccording to the product description, this T-shirt features “Artist Antonia Neshev’s infamous masterpiece,” a pack of three wolves howling at an American-flag moon. “But will he ever let another stranger sleep on the couch? No.” Every T shirt, every book, ever pair of shoes, his bed… I covered his entire life in glitter. “Well I bought this product and proceeded to cover everything my roommate owns in glitter. “You are probably thinking what does this have to do with my arts and crafting,” he continued. And this is the second time he let a stranger off the street just stroll in and pass out. My roommate woke up still drunk and had made friends with a bum. The next morning I wake up to go to work and there is a homeless guy asleep on my couch. I think nothing of it and go back to sleep. I find me roommate passed out face down on the wooden floor. “So I wake up in the middle of the night in my 2 bedroom apartment.

How to Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer

Reviewer Brian Spatz writes an elaborate tale to explain why he loves this glitter.

How to Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer

What could Amazon reviewers possibly have to say about a simple bottle of craft glitter? Wonder no more. At $12.99, it’s a better deal than the original - used copies are currently going for $95.50. These reviews even inspired a comic book parody. Jim Henley asked why there’s no Kindle edition, saying, “Given that there is a huge ship bearing down on me RIGHT NOW I am extremely disappointed that I cannot get inst” before he was presumably cut off from finishing the review because he couldn’t avoid a huge ship. I certainly remember the strain I caused so long ago for my own parents when I began experimenting with huge ships.”

How to Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer

I’m sure other parents here can empathize when I say I shudder at the thought of the increasing presence of huge ships in the lives my children. Hill wrote, “As the father of two teenagers, I found this book invaluable. “Read this book before going on vacation and I couldn’t find my cruise liner in the port. Trimmer, has so many funny reviews that it’s tough to choose which to highlight.











How to Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer